One Size Fits All: Our buddy Oliver told us that if you put this Freaker on the right bottle, you're 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends
Made in North Carolina: Something about the air here. It's clean. It's spicy. It's fresh.
Protects the Valuables: If you're playing the puff-puff-pass game and your fingers are drenched with bottle sweat, that's a party foul and you get skipped. This thing can save you from that fate.
Machine Washable: We do not recommend putting this thing into a chile roaster. It will burn it, not "sanitize it with heat." Found that one out the hard way.
American Jobs: Thank you for making this happen!