One Size Fits All: Which is great because beverage containers, like hands, come in many sizes.
Made in North Carolina: I BLEED red, white & blue!
Insulates: Keeps the drinks cold, keeps the drinks hot.
Machine Washable: Put this in the laundry and the maid will take care of it, if you have a maid.
American Jobs: USA! USA! USA! I'M THE PRESIDENT!